Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 
  • HEY HONEY ALL MY HOMIES WISH THEY WAS WIT CHU ‘COS
  • your personality is bangin’

(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via atheist-me)